(Houston): I had to take a half day to put my dog down while my boss was out sick for 2 weeks. I sent him an email saying it had been cleared with my boss above him, but I just wanted to let him know that I was going to be out half of a day, in case something came up (since I was doing his job and mine while he was out sick) He didn't even email me back or anything saying he was sorry that I had to put my dog to sleep. On top of that, he didn't even thank me for doing all of his crap for him while he was gone. BOSSHOLE! Major Bosshole!

(Chicago): Today I was referred to as a resource more than once. Bosshole!

(Chicago): I've memorized a 21 digit number used exclusively for conference calls, but can't remember how old I am. Bosshole!

(Los Angeles): A few members on my team decided to buy Nerf dart guns for spontaneous dart gun wars. The bosshole decided to buy one to "get in on that action". Do you shoot your bosshole? Do you try to get hit to build his confidence? Bosshole!

(Chicago): I just overheard a coworker say "I really like my new cubicle!" Really? Bosshole!

(Atlanta): My boss invited my whole department, 3 people, to go golfing and decided not to invite me. Everyone left their lights on in their office to make it look like they were still there and I wouldn't notice..Hello! there are only 4 people in the group. How would I not notice?! Bosshole!

(Orlando): I went on a two week vacation to get married and my boss didn't even ask how the wedding was or say congratulations when I got back. Bosshole!

(Philadelphia): My boss comes into my tiny cubicle and uses my telephone. Then, he stands right behind me, and has 30-45 min conversations while looking at my computer screen. Keep in mind that he has his own large office with his own phone and a cell. Bosshole!

(Oakland): I'm tired of my boss walking into my cubicle and pressing his nuts up against the back of my chair without one "excuse me". He has no respect for boundaries. Bosshole!

(Seattle): I've worked for a company for two months and they still haven't set up my telephone. Bosshole!

(Pittsburgh): Well, we all need to take another look at our corporate values for that answer. Bosshole!

(Chicago): I've had 4 different bosses and 3 different cubes in 5 months. Bosshole!

(Hong Kong): In a meeting my bosshole brought up that I'm always hungry, asking if I was pregnant. Bosshole!

(London): I get chastised if the foam on his cappuccino isn't fluffy enough. Bosshole!

(Chicago): I actually have a favorite Excel formula. Bosshole!