(Bristol): My bosses do nothing except boss everyone around and throw all their work on us. For this we get less than half the pay they get. One even screams and yells at us for the slightest imperfection. Well, our "open door policy" was slammed in our faces recently when we went to their boss. He also shouted at us and refused to let us get a word in. We're treated as though we're inferior human beings just because we make less money than they do. They get pie in the sky benefits while the rest of us are treated like shit. The worst part is that they can't handle the truth, so if you tell them anything other than life is wonderful in every fucking way they go off on your ass. The ONLY reason they can get away with that is because the economy sucks and they know there aren't any jobs out ! there. Hell is even too good a place for them.
(Boston): I work at an international healthcare firm that prides itself on treating employees with respect and dignity. Unfortunately, they let this "bosshola" in the company and have left the bitch unchecked. She is the epitomy of evil! She is in her 50's and smokes like a muffler and stinks! . They told all employes to smoke in the designated areas. Not this bosshole, she goes on the loading dock and then walks into the big dumpster so the other directors do not see her smoking in the "non smoking " areas. Thats right, she walks into a gigantic dumpster with trash to smoke her cigarettes!! How about that!!She smokes with trash!!She then scolds the subordinate employees for smoking! Who the hell are you to scold others you frumped up prune potty dancer!

Her management style is that of Hitler's sister, and she is just a stupid turd dictator that bellows out the most insane orders!Everyone just nods their heads and says "Yes your highness majesty"what skice of crazy did you eat this morning? so they won't get fired all her subodinates agree with this Joan Collins wannabee.. Why don't you shut up already you classless bog monster? You spend so much money on your hair why don't you hire a workout trainer and lose your fat ass and thunder thighs!

Speaking of thunder. She's such a fatso (sorry for those who are reading this and are heavy, I am too and have to get this frustration outof me)that I have now been able to hear her coming as the floor shakes and she has a heavy walk like a gestapo officer.Bomm, boom, boom here she comes everybody stop talking as if something good happens to you she will try to destroy it because she is jealous! People despise her so much that one for mer female employee through a note pad at her in a meeting! Every fo! urth quarter she goes out of her way to insult all of her subo! rdinates and their work in her sleazy efforts to get people pissed off and angry. If she succeeds, she will be able to give bad performace reviews to these people that are more knowledgeable about healthcare than she is. Her jealousy is apparent in everything she does.She and her underlings mock the attractive and smart women at our company. Diplorable and also her comments about men are disgusting. What do you expect? She looks at everyones crotches like shes shopping for bananas! Well maybe she is!!

She changes her mind constantly days before a major project rollout and blames everyone when the changes are too hard to incorporate. Menopause has clicked in and she is more evil than ever. She shut down our satellite sales office that was profitable so tht she would look like a "ballbuster" to the execs. Gues what? they didn't give a damn about it or the cost savings and she sacificed 45 people and their careers and financial wellbeing because she wanted to look like she knew what she was doing.

What she did do is destroy our sales machine and to date we haven't recovered. She deploys "spies" thats right spies. Shet tells employees that if they spy for her and report whats being said she will spare them when the big layoff happens. Thats right like a freakin' nazi she tells people to spy! She also listens in on business calls as she has a code the telephonies gave her. Then she calls you in and says "Oh bla bla la I overheard you talking to Jan and I don't want you talking to them anymore because I am now head of that project" oh yeah you crosseyed eyed turd! You couldn't manage your way out of a paper grocery bag! If you did I would be surprised.

She wil get hers! We all can hear her arguing with her husband constatntly XXXXX, I am tired of waiting on building our sun room. You approve the plans now!!!. This poor bastard she is married to the guy is turning 40 and she complains and moans that she has to do a party for hi! m and what a baby he is becaus e he wants a party andhow she s! hould sp end the money on herself and go shopping. Honey, you should only go shopping if they are having a 2 for one "get some class sale" So at least you could try to have some sophistication. He poor husband XXXXX, this guy must ahve lost a bet to marry her.Really what the heck was he thinking?

Well, i didn't go in this weekend to work as I decided she would try to screw me either way so why bother? Maybe she will choke on her cigarette and do us all a favor by having a near death experience and realize what a bosshole she is and the repent for her nastiness. Until then, I am making a pinata with alikeness of her andwill bring it to the office for cinco de mayo so everyone has a crack at this jackass in effagy. thank you for letting me vent!!!Gracias an lets have a whack at the jackass bosshole!!!
(Virgina Beach, VA): I worked at a goodwill thrift store for 3 1/2 months, and I had this fake two-faced bitch of a boss from hell, whom hated me since day one. She would talk down to me like I was a stupid kid, kept saying how fat I was and shouldn't be wearing anything black and force me to do stuff I couldn't do. She would always put me down and even cut my pay after confronting her the first time. She a sidekick, whom was just as bad, but knew how to talk her way out of things. They tried everything to get rid of me by making up ridiculous things like, I didn't fold the shirts in a certain way, or I was hitting on the male customers or I kept giving them attitude, anything that came to their minds. One day, they called me into their offices during my lunch break, and they made up another story about my boyf! riend at that time and I making out in the bathroom and me performing a lewd act. I tried to defend myself by telling them it never happened. They kept badgering me with lie after lie about it, and again I would say it wasn't true. They didn't seem to care, and suspended me for a week with no pay. Feeling defeated, I started to cry, and one of them said that I was weak, and the other made an evil smile, like she was so happy that she finally "got rid of me". A week later, I came back and did my work as usual with no problems. Until the head boss saw me and gave me the most evil look possible and slammed her office door. I ignored it, and continued with my work. They would harass me weeks after that.

Then the day, I was one of many that got laid off from the company, due to budget cuts. The head boss called me into her office, and told me with a big smile on her face. Fed up with her constant hatred towards me and harassment, I finally got my time to confront the d!evil incarnate, telling her that she could go f-- herself and ! go to hell. I called human resources and filed a complaint on those two. I had a VERY hard time finding a job after that because I had to put down the company's name and supervisors. They would tell the hiring manager that I wasn't professional and was a horrible worker, and would perform lewd acts to every guy there.

Few months after that, I heard through the grapevine that those 2 evil bitches got canned because they treated everyone else like they treated me, and got so many complaints about them. So, I wasn't the only one. To this day, I still don't know why they hated me so much, that they tried to ruin my life. They were just plain AWFUL! Bossholes!
(Charlotte): I love my job. Bosshole!
(New Jersey): My boss is an awful human being. He only cares about himself, not his employees who make the money for him. For the Steel Dept, he cut 25% of their salary off four years ago and hasn't given it back since. My side, the Art dept., we haven't had a raise in 6 years, no Union contract for 4 years and possibly paid off our Union rep not to come around anymore. He is rude, pushy, verbally abusive, two-face, very stressful, and constantly yells. I've had many confrontations with in 10 years I have been working there but it reached the boiling point...

So this past Friday morning, I walked in calmly and politely and asked my boss to talk to him in private into his office. I kindly asked him to lay me off after 10 years. The reason why is I am not well and unhappy. I am sick mentally and physically.! After being ten years at my job, I had to deal with constant verbal abuse by the boss, by salesmen, art director and production manger. I am forced to do other work besides being a production artist which I was hired to do. I'm forced to be customer service for the salesmen, run around do errands, and get harassed by clients as well. It's a toxic environment where everyone is miserable, mostly because the boss doesn't care about anyone but himself. It has taken a toll on me. I am stressed out, I constantly get sick, I have very high blood pressure, battling depression, and now I have pneumonia for 3 weeks now, going on 4. I went back to work this past Thursday after being out two days for pneumonia where I should have stayed home for a week, instead I wanted to work.

I had 13 jobs on my desk to do all day. So around 2pm came, I had 2 jobs left to do for the day, I was in the middle of my third. So I pop online to check my email real quick, it could have been 10 minutes top! s. The boss, who's literally 5 steps away, send me an email te! lling me to slow down on the internet all day because we have a lot of work. That's total bullshit because there was only 7 jobs behind me on a table which can be split up between 4 other artists. I wrote back to him saying you should be happy I came in today in my sick condition. That morning I gave him the doctor's note saying I have pneumonia, he's heard me constantly coughing and hacking up a lung. I even gave him the medication I'm taking. I told him I should be home for the week. He didn't want to hear it! He accused me of not working, when he has said many times I'm his best go to guy. So I got my things and left for the day. So back to Friday morning...

I asked kindly to be laid off. He starts right out yelling at me like I'm trash, he says I made you sick...so I said you know what yeah, you and this company has after 10 years. I'm sick, depressed stressed out, I need to get better. I said this calmly. He continues to yell at me saying what did I mean by that email...I said i! t's exactly what I said, you should be happy i came in while being seriously sick. I said how dare you to accuse me of not working when all I do is work and get jobs done at least 5 days before the deadline! Then he goes, you know what, I'm not laying you off, and yells at me, you're quitting!! I said I'm not quitting, I'm not a quitter. Then he yells at me, get the fuck out of my office. I stand up and say no. Then he proceeds to leave his office like a punk and yells at me get the fuck out of my office! Then I started to get a little heated, and ask am I fired now?? am I fired now?? He continues to yell at me to get the fuck out of here, and I ask am I fired?? Then he's still yelling at the top of his lungs saying I'm an asshole, oh you saying no one does work around but you right? Then I defended myself yelling back at him Yes! Yes I do, I do most of the work around, I'm the one who makes you the money! You treat your best worker like this after 10 years right?? He charg! es at me yelling with his fist in front of him get the fuck ou! t of my office! I asked again am I fired?? He says what the fuck are you deaf? SO I said you know what go fuck yourself you piece of shit! Then he calmed down started stepping back and said that's my boy as he crawled away into the art department. Then I walked out.

The whole office heard it, his best friend who works there saw the whole thing went down. I walked out and saw the production manager was chuckling, I didn't know what to make of that. A couple of hours later a co-worker called me up saying he what happened was proud of me. A lot of the guys heard what went down and was happy. So now I wait to go back to work Monday and to see what happens because I was never told I was fired or laid off and I never said I quit. I feel like George Costanza now where in that episode he goes back to work on Monday after he berated his boss and quit. I started looking for a new job and tried to get in touch with my Union to seek help.

Anyone else have it as bad as I do? Anyone have advice?

Bosshole!
(San Jose): The guy I had been seeing for over a year and was ready to move in with, died unexpectantly after a 12 day coma. I was by his side 24 hrs a day. Upon my return, HR says, "We don't give bereavement pay for boyfriends". If we were a straight couple, we would have been married. This from HR? I think the H part was missing. Bosshole!
(Toronto): On a snow day, my boss bought coffee for everyone who made it in because they were being "responsible", oh, except one person did not get coffee - she was going to an offsite meeting that the bosshole made her set up. My coworker apparently didn't deserve a takeaway or offer of a coffee later. Of course those of us who commute for an hour or more and worked from home got the cold shoulder the next day. Bosshole!
(London): My boss (a 6 ft guy) often gets me (a 5ft 2in girl) to help him carry his stuff from the car. And by help I mean I start to carry it and he gets on the phone till I've brought everything in. Bosshole!
(London): After having gone to a very late work dinner (trying to get some extra credit) my boss told me that I don't have friends I just have people who tolerate me and I will go through my whole life only ever having people who tolerate me. Bosshole!
(London): While being stuck in my bosses car he told me that no one at work cares about me and that one day we will all die and no one will care about anything we've done anyway. Bosshole!
(Santa Clara): I have been working 9 hour days and my boss informs me that he will not be paying me overtime because "I should be thankful to have a job" and "He's doing me a favor by keeping me employed during these tough economic times". Can anyone say law suit?! Bosshole!
(Chicago): My boss today (and every other day) wanted to "touch base." What does "touch base" even mean. I don't want to touch anything related to him. Bosshole!
(Chicago):My boyfriend and I work for the same company, and we would drive one car to work, since i don't have a car, and it is economical to drive one car, right? and then my boss kept asking me to taking a train to work instead of riding my boyfriend's car, and she even threatened me that she would fire me...what a bosshole. Bosshole!
(Houston): I had to take a half day to put my dog down while my boss was out sick for 2 weeks. I sent him an email saying it had been cleared with my boss above him, but I just wanted to let him know that I was going to be out half of a day, in case something came up (since I was doing his job and mine while he was out sick) He didn't even email me back or anything saying he was sorry that I had to put my dog to sleep. On top of that, he didn't even thank me for doing all of his crap for him while he was gone. BOSSHOLE! Major Bosshole!
(Chicago): Today I was referred to as a resource more than once. Bosshole!