(Chicago): I just overheard a coworker say "I really like my new cubicle!" Really? Bosshole!

(Atlanta): My boss invited my whole department, 3 people, to go golfing and decided not to invite me. Everyone left their lights on in their office to make it look like they were still there and I wouldn't notice..Hello! there are only 4 people in the group. How would I not notice?! Bosshole!

(Orlando): I went on a two week vacation to get married and my boss didn't even ask how the wedding was or say congratulations when I got back. Bosshole!

(Philadelphia): My boss comes into my tiny cubicle and uses my telephone. Then, he stands right behind me, and has 30-45 min conversations while looking at my computer screen. Keep in mind that he has his own large office with his own phone and a cell. Bosshole!

(Oakland): I'm tired of my boss walking into my cubicle and pressing his nuts up against the back of my chair without one "excuse me". He has no respect for boundaries. Bosshole!

(Seattle): I've worked for a company for two months and they still haven't set up my telephone. Bosshole!

(Pittsburgh): Well, we all need to take another look at our corporate values for that answer. Bosshole!

(Chicago): I've had 4 different bosses and 3 different cubes in 5 months. Bosshole!

(Hong Kong): In a meeting my bosshole brought up that I'm always hungry, asking if I was pregnant. Bosshole!

(London): I get chastised if the foam on his cappuccino isn't fluffy enough. Bosshole!

(Chicago): I actually have a favorite Excel formula. Bosshole!

(Los Angeles): The highlight of my week is bagel Fridays. Bosshole!

(Chicago): My coworker was wearing hot pink tights today because it was "tight Tuesday." Bosshole!