(Chicago): I've memorized a 21 digit number used exclusively for conference calls, but can't remember how old I am. Bosshole!

(Los Angeles): A few members on my team decided to buy Nerf dart guns for spontaneous dart gun wars. The bosshole decided to buy one to "get in on that action". Do you shoot your bosshole? Do you try to get hit to build his confidence? Bosshole!